ASS Wipe™! The finest storage/cleaner for any set of goggles. This systems patented design incorporates a combination of breathable material and skin off of the donkeys ASS, to wipe away moisture. Our organically grown midget donkeys are raised on a farm right next to our manufacturing facility. They are completely safe guarded by trained professionals. Once the baby midget donkeys are at the mature age of two, they are sent to the ASSemby line. Here they meet their maker...ASS Industries©. Once the rear portion of the animal is extruded we have already grown a second half of a donkey in a test tube. They are reunited with an ASS all of their own again and live life happily until...